Now that Christopher Reeve is dead, it is also
time to say goodbye to the Christopher Reeve
jokes. So, for the last time:
Q: Which actor does Christopher Reeve most
want to be?
A: Christopher Walken.
Q: What's the difference between Christopher
Reeve and O.J. Simpson?
A: Christopher Reeve got the electric chair.
Q: What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
A: Christopher Reeve in a house fire.
How to impress girls at your next party:
Place a dollar bill under your chin. With your
arms held stiffly at your sides yell out, "Hey
everybody, look at me! I'm Christopher Reeve
at a titty bar."